So, I was just in Holiday in Uptown — as I was leaving, someone behind me said “ewww… that’s gross”. He was referring to the Star Tribune.
I’d just noticed that the cover photo was of a same-sex couple getting the first marriage license in their county (Ramsey, perhaps??).
As you might imagine, I whipped around ready to defend my lesbian friends… then he finished the thought “Heroin overdoses are on the rise, that’s sick. Why would they put that on the front page?”…
Then I remembered, I’m in Uptown —